Borrowed Time: A Paranormal Womenâs Fiction Novel (Primetime of Life Book 1) by L.A. Boruff
Author:L.A. Boruff [Boruff, L.A.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2021-05-29T16:00:00+00:00
Chapter Fifteen
I stared at Artie because what in the hell did he think I did? Heâd been the guy who handed me the potion, taught me to open a portal, let his friend Lab Coat Guyâmaybe not friend, but co-worker?âshove me through. He knew what Iâd done because heâd sanctioned the whole thing. How could I possibly have gone wrong?
But his face was red, dangerously near explosion red, and if steam couldâve shot out his ears, it would have. All he was missing was the cartoon-wide eyes that made the old-timey horn sound when he blinked. âHow in the name of all that is good and magical could you have messed up such a simple assignment?â
Messed up? He was talking out his blow hole because Iâd messed up nothing. âI came, I saw, I killed.â I lowered my voice to a hushed whisper. âI didnât mess up anything. Instructions followed. Man down in 403.â
Artie leaned in and put his nose against mine. âThe wrong man.â
I patted my back for another half-second until his words registered. âThe wrong what now?â Fear and horror pierced my heart.
Artie pressed his nose harder into mine. His breath smelled faintly of garlic. âThe. Wrong. Man.â
I shook my head. Oh. âNo, no, no. I went straight to room 403.â I left out the eenie-meanie portion of the situation. âI weaved a perfect spell, spiked the java, waited until he, uh, powered down, then left. Just like we discussed.â Before he could correct any errors Iâd made, I added, âJae Meggs. Off the list.â
âLovely story, Rowena.â Fred flapped beside me, near my head, his sass stronger with each word he spoke. âIt wouldâve been nice if it had worked out that way, but you killed a guy named Chadley Amburn.â
I sighed. I really didnât understand his sense of humor. âNot now, Fred. Thatâs not funny.â
Waving him away from my shoulder, I tried to focus on Artie, but Fred wasnât to be deterred. âChadley. You killed Chadley Amburn. I saw his name on the blotter. It said, from the desk ofâ¦â He swung around to flap directly in front of my face. âChadley Amburn.â
âOh h-e-double hockey sticks.â I was going to burn for all eternity. Not much point in not swearing, but Iâd never been able to do it convincingly. Iâd always sounded like a goody-goody swearing for the first time, so I just never did.
And this was a terrible time to think of another of my faults, especially with so many to choose from and now adding murder of the wrong man among them. âYouâve got to be wrong. Something is⦠I didnât⦠How?â
âCome.â Artie dragged me by the lapel of my jacket across the street to a diner. âSit.â
Apparently, Iâd reduced the ever-unflappable Artie to a monosyllabic jerk. In my defense, heâd always been a jerk, Iâd just taken away his ability to form complex words. He pulled a round stone inscribed with a rune.
âWhat is that?â If he was planning on stoning me to death with his magical rock, I had a right to know.
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